have blonde hair/ i pluck my eyebrows/i have my fathers nose/ my mothers hands/ i have crooked teeth/ and blue eyes/ i play guitar/ i used to get sick alot/i like the colour of wine/ ive cheated on boyfriends/ ive owned a fake id/ but my hair is still blonde/ and my teeth are still crooked/ and i probably wont always like/ the colour of wine// i have firm breasts/ i have lips that always smile/ i have viens that bleed/ i laugh when im nervous/ i feel the pain of others/but cry for no reason/ i like open flame/ ive been selfish since a child/ im from canada/ but i hate the cold/ive cheated on tests/ ive faked applications/ but i still bleed/ and my lips still smile/ and my breasts/ wont always be firm// i have strong shoulders/ i have white skin/ i have a swiss face/which i borrowed from my grandmother/ i have long nails on my right hand/ which break regularly/ my little toe is strange/ i write/ i used to make wreaths from dandilions/ i brush my hair before bed/ i cheated on tests/ i faked flirtaious french accents/ but i still have pale skin/ and my nails still break/ and i probably wont always have/ strong shoulders/ and i may not always write/ but maybe ill start/ making wreaths/ from dandilions again
hey everyone! my name is jenn. my site is under MAJOR construction since i just started recently...
basically, my page is just a bunch of shit that i find funny or interesting...or overall super cool...
TIMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
i wanna feel that^...wow...drool...
with *every* single letter in *every* single word
there will be a hidden message about a boy that's
loves a girl
*do you care* if i don't know what to say?
will you sleep tonight or will you think of *me*
will i shake this off *pretend* its all okay
that there's someone out there who feels just like me
there is...
me as a southparkian
well a little background on me:
name: jennifer fuckin kennedy
age: 15 (as of august 10)
hair: blonde
eyes: blue
height: why are you so curious?
sex: yes please(i know this is over used but its frickin halarious)
blood: red...well scottish and irish and asian
nick names: hmm well i have jenn basically
fav. food: jello...obviously
school: st. basils
faith: jebus worshiper
background: im frickin canadian eh?
well thats about it...if you want to know more..then your a stalker
-my favourite bands-
BLINK 182
THE USED
TAKING BACK SUNDAY
SUGARCULT
MATCHBOOK ROMANCE
BILLY TALENT
THE EARLY NOVEMBER
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL
NEW FOUND GLORY
i do like more bands...but there not "list worthy"
speaking of worthy....
WERE NOT WORTHY WERE NOT WORTH
SHWWIINNGGG
PPOOOOWWWDDEEERREEED TTOOOOOAAASSSTT MMAANNNN
now...get ready for the list of a lifetime...my fav songs...
(woah i have no idea where to begin)
stay together for the kids
adams song
dammit
poetic tragety
noise and kisses
blue and yellow
taste of ink
behind blue eyes
way away
cute without the e
chance of a lifetime
lost and found
your so last summer
hate every beautiful day
nothing to lose
river below
this photograph is proof
pretty girl
close yet far
girls not grey
silver and cold
uninvited
happy ending
hopeless romantic
vindicated
this ruined puzzle
screaming infedelities
the reason
unchained melody
stairway to heaven
last train home
my eyes burn
time is running out
understatement
that thing you do
smells like teen spirit
ever so sweet
dont speak
ironic
bohemian rhaposdy
hold on (the starting line)
sweet child of mine
what it is to burn
pretty in punk
close yet far
seventy times seven
there is
steps ascending
baby blue
broken
yess that was my list in NO peticular order...
now some random shit that i ponder...or i just said for no apparent reason...
ouch i need a chair with wheels
my cats breath smells like cat food
my cats name is wiskers
i found a ring today in my house
i now have the knowldege to work a vacuum
i now know that vacuum is spelled with 2 u's
i stiill am unsure why barqs has bite when it tastes like the gum
that has a comic in it
why are all the comics in the gum the same
why is a corny joke called corny
how can you have an endless conversation
do you want alex's balls
it is called alex is on fire....alexis on fire is using improper
grammar...which rock groups never use
i discovered grammar is spelled with an a instead of grammer...when
i got detention in grade 6
i hear tiny voices
why do they call it the hospital for sick kids...is it promoting a
pessimistic attitude...shouldnt it be called the hospital for making
kids unsick...
i dunno if that made sence
i dunno if its sence or sense
there is is a good song
there is someone out there who feels just like me
i have a new toothbrush
who would wear diesel perfume...unless they are a mack trucker
if there was a fire outside my bedroom door...i would never be able
to escape
how the hell doe cell phones call house phones....
i have nothing else to say....except....
i know about 3 people who will actually get SOME of these stupid things...
SARS patients found love in the emergency room and now are happily married...maybe that kid is theirs...the one below...*arrow pointing down*
SARS!!!
my catch phrases:
DAMMIT
YAAAAY
DO YOU HAVE JELLO
SUPER COOL
I AM CORNHOLIO
TIMMMMMAAAYYY
THAT WAS SO RANDOM
WOW THAT DUDE WAS HOT
THATS HOT
I WANNA HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH HIM
Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll like
Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel
Hey whats going on on this side
Hey Brandine you might could wear these to your job interview
And scuff up the topless dancing runway?
Naw you best bring em back where from you got em
Ok, Back you go to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes
Most folk'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll like
Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel
Hey you know what I could call my ma while I'm up here
Hey Ma! get off the dang roof!
inteeeeeeeeeresting facts:
In medieval England, beer was often served with breakfast.
One out of every two hundred women is endowed with an extra nipple.
The sounds of E.T. were made by someone squishing their hands in jello
Elephants can't jump. Every other animal can.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
All polar bears are left-handed.
On average 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
More people are killed by donkeys than airplanes.
The dot over the "i" is called the tittle.
i found these amazing facts...and more...at a site..listed on my links...enjoy
if you want to add my hotmail...its...
sexieblondebabie@hotmail.com
now some gay jokes that i find funny...
Q: What do you call an African on a hunger strike?
A: Ethiopian
Q: What's funnier than a drunken clown.
A: A drunken clown with Down Syndrome.
i dunno how true that is...but its funny
This is strictly ficticious and purely
true. I was born in Pembroke, Ont. United States of Russia
on Sept. 31st 2004. My name is Evad Ydennedk and I am
136 hours old next Friday.
I am a penniless millionaire who eats with his mouth. Closed.
Therefore when you see me on the street corner with a tin cup,
look inside for a golf ball.
My pet chihuahua is an American Bald Eagle with a long trunk
and spots all over his body. His name is Laslow Cataract.
Laslow once hosted an important current event program titled
"Hard Current Entertainment Edition". It aired in many Brazilian
television markets. Unfortunately it was a radio program so it
lasted only several centuries.
A short-haired cat named Snotty, who ran a dry cleaning store in the
marketplace attempted to change my story. He pressed pause...er I mean
paws!
In closing, let me now say.
the best song...well at this time..
Poetic Tragedy
the cup is not half empty as pessimists say
as far as he's sees nothings left in the cup
a whole cup full of nothing for him to induldge
since the voice of ambition has long since been shut up
a singer, a writer, he's not dreaming now of going nowhere
he gave heed to nothing, and all that he was....
is just a tragedy
so he voyages in circles
succeeds getting nowhere
and submits to the substance
that first got him there
than in violent, frustration he cries out to God or just no one
is there a point to this madness and all that he was....
is just a tragedy
he feels alone
his heart in his hand
he's alone
he feels alone
I feel....
then on that last day he breaks
and he stood tall
and he yelled... and he takes his life
the used - poetic tragety
You know you're Canadian if :
>You have more Canadian Tire money than legal tender in your wallet
>You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
>You understand the sentence "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my BOWL OF POUTINE"
>You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
>You drink pop, not soda.
>You can drink legally while still a teen.
>You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
>You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with very good cigars (and no Americans!).
>You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
>You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
>Like any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you possess a Canadian Passport.
>You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
>You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
>You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo".
>You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
>You know what a tuque is and you often wear one
>You know Toronto is NOT a province.
>You never miss "Coach's Corner" during Hockey Night in Canada.
>Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
>You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
>You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
>You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
>The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
>You know four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and Road Repair.
>You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
>You pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed" instead of "zee."
>You end some sentences with "eh," ... eh?
>You remember when Alanis Morisette was "Too Hot to Hold"
>You use your answering machines to screen phone calls
Only in Canada......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
notebook...the best movie!!!
well i am simply me...i like random things...i am not serious. ever. i like to have fun...and TRY to be funny..but rarely sucessful..people laugh AT me...but so do i...i actually find me funny..i dunno if thats concieted in any way...but i like my jokes...i own a harmonica and am the master of air guitar...i like to expose my ass to unexpecting people...its funny...if your asking what i am...ill tell you but..it will cost you...i am...me...ahhh were you suprised? didnt think so...yes i am me...and am very different...some say i talk too much...but i think they dont talk enough...im pouring my heart out in this section of my site...my numerology number is 9...the most powerful number... spiritually..this means that this is my last rencarnation...supposedly...i wish i knew what i was in my past life...i think a caterpillar...
im guessing this becuase every fall i wrap myself up in a white...cob-webby substance...sleep until spring..then emerge as a butterfly...or maybe im just crazy...you take your pick...i know this is super boring to read...and im amazed if you are still reading this! and i have something else to say...aliens do exist...i discovered this by watching many many movies about them...i am alienphobic...and scared of abudctions...unless aliens are like et...then im not really afraid...
except im not prepared...i need reeses pieces..
they may capture me if i dont offer reeses pieces as a sign of peace...but anyways...lets get back to reality shall we...i like special ed...
a mentally handicapped puppet on a show called crank yankers...hes super cool...hmm theres not too much more that i can say about me...im not a romantic person...that kind of stuff makes me sick..too sweet can be disgusting boys... i think im just rambling..
so you may carry on with the experience of my site...
this was a serious picture...but i pissed my pants when i saw it...
"Nothing To Lose" **biLly tAlent**
Need more friends with wings
All the angels I know
Put concrete in my veins
I’d always walk home alone
So I became lifeless
Just like my telephone
There’s nothing to lose
When no one knows your name
There’s nothing to gain
But the days don’t seem to change
Never played truth or dare
I’d have to check my mirror
To see if I’m still here
My parents had no clue
That I ate all my lunches
Alone in the bathroom
There’s nothing to lose
When no one knows your name
There’s nothing to gain
But the days don’t seem to change
There’s nothing to lose
My notebook will explain
There’s nothing to gain
And I can’t fight the pain
Teachers said "it's just a phase"
When I grow up my children
Will probably do the same
Kids just love to tease
Who'd know it put me underground
At seventeen
There’s nothing to lose
When no one knows your name
There’s nothing to gain
But the days don’t seem to change
There’s nothing to lose
My notebook will explain
There’s nothing to gain
And I can’t fight the pain
There’s nothing to lose
When no one knows your name
There’s nothing to gain
But the days don’t seem to change
There’s nothing to lose
When no one knows your name
There’s nothing to gain
And I just died today
can you say *tear*
now some humor to cheer you up!
aawwww isnt he soo cute
as for "shout-outs" they are not needed...
number 1-people get mad if i "foget" to put them on
number 2-the list of my friends is too long
number 3- people freak if thier not first
number 4- no its not just an excuse because i dont have any friends
number 5- im too lazy...
greatest thing i ever witnessed...CRIPPLE FIGHT
Hens love Roosters,
Geese love Ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
Homer: Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Ned: Come one boys, you'll be late for church!
Todd: Were not going to church today!
Ned: What! You give me one good reason why!
Rod: It's Saturday!
Ned: Ha ha ha!
Hens love Roosters
Geese love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
yupp thats pretty much it...so knock urself out and sign the guestbook...
